conversations with a three year old
and other things I NEVER thought would come out of my mouth (or at least not so soon)
Sennet “you have penis?”
Me “no I have a vagina”
Sennet “I have penis not no gina. You a girl, I a boy so I have penis.”
Thanks for clarifying.
Me during bath time “no more soap- Sennet you’re wasting soap”
Sennet “my penis so big I need more soap.”
Me “Sennet why do you keep peeing on your floor?” (this is his new thing and it is driving me CRAZY!
Sennet “I a dog.”
Me “you’re not a dog, you’re a boy and boys pee in the potty and even if you were a dog you would not pee on your rug inside you would pee outside in the grass.”
This morning on the way to school I see him pulling his pants down in the grass and I yell at him to stop and he says “I a dog.”
Me to Sennet while he is on his potty “Sennet you can play with your penis after you are done pottying.” What- did I just say that?
Sennet “is a tiger going to bite you?”
Me “I don’t think so- I don’t know any tigers.”
Sennet “where tigers live?”
Me “they live in the jungle and sometimes in a zoo.”
Sennet “why they live in the zoo if they should live in the jungle?”
The first among many things that I agree with but won’t be able to explain very well.
Sennet “can you hit me?”
Me “no I don’t want to hit you.”
Sennet “you hit me first so I can hit you back.”
Thanks but no….
There are many more examples I have to save a few!
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